While Facing the Urinal

Where a Placard Reads, ‘Come Closer. We Don’t Want You Watering Your Shoes.’

Communities and Opportunities

So he went off to get his feet nibbled by colourful fish

Scrabble

Let’s play Guess Who. Bats see with sound or not at all

Negotiation

The stranger was me; I was the stranger to the hour.

Flittermouse

Samuel Johnson’s word for bat returns to me at sundown, beneath a screeching cloud.

Cold Front

The Arctic seeps through an open carriage window

Grey Men

That reactor, says Ivan, is deliverance. Will spawn new words.

Nude XI

Dear Telepath, here at my makeshift bureau, I’m trying my hand at a picturebook

Narrative Theory

I miss the empty night in the city, the wiped clean surface of the road

The Bucket

In an attempt to prove that God didn’t exist, I filled a bucket with water

Academics

The Oxford buggers mostly are the worst…

what’s in a name (that’s not my name)

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